Guiones

Te dejo unos guiones aquí.

Nunca se me ocurrió que podiamos usar el mismo blog como "pre".
Corrige los guiones si tienes mejores finales, creo que se pueden mejorar.

T: Im hungry
D: We should go chinese
T: Does dragons like curry chicken?

D: The tao says: the fool is the wise
T: Then i am fool
D: If you say so

D: I am hidden
T: I am crounching
D&T: Now we made millions!

D: Dragon is the last style in kung fu.
T: How did they figured out the attack of a dragon?
(no se me ocurre final)

T: Ok im meditating, now what?
D: you have to clear your mind
from all thoughts
T: I cant do that if you keep talking



YO notas para mí:

- cuántica
T: According to modern physics, observation determines reality. You create your own world.
D: Actually, that is a folk misunderstanding of quantum theory. Observation refers to instrumental, and the indetermination of particles is statistical.
T: What the "#$#"$ do you know?

D: Let's order China.
T: China obbey!


D: Lao Ze says: the fool is the wise.
T: I am the fool.
D: Lao Ze was wrong.

D: I am hidden
T: I am crounching
D&T: Now we make millions!


D: Fortune is in numbers.
T: What are the lucky numbers for money?
D: Big numbers.

T:
D: Long eyebrows.

Más guiones de pollo:

T: Do you spit fire?
D: Im not a western dragon!
T: That was the only thing i liked about dragons

T: My specie is in danger. Tigers are at risk of only apearing in books and folks tradition.
D: Welcome to my world.

T: Dragons in the west are evil.
D: Tigers in the west are leopards.

T: Can you help me writing my haiku?
D: Im sorry i have claws too!

T: I wish i could fly
D: I wish i was real

Guionmentas 'tai chi wikipedia


D: We are full of emptiness.
T: Let's have lunch.


T: People say Star Wars is inspired in zen philosophy.
D: The same people that said Jurassic Park is inspired in science.


D: Frustration propagates like ripples on a pond brought by a pebble.
T: Rickrolling is a pebble.

D:Everything is quiet today...
T:Except you.