28 September, 2020

Guiones

Te dejo unos guiones aquí.

Nunca se me ocurrió que podiamos usar el mismo blog como "pre".
Corrige los guiones si tienes mejores finales, creo que se pueden mejorar.

T: Im hungry
D: We should go chinese
T: Does dragons like curry chicken?

D: The tao says: the fool is the wise
T: Then i am fool
D: If you say so

D: I am hidden
T: I am crounching
D&T: Now we made millions!

D: Dragon is the last style in kung fu.
T: How did they figured out the attack of a dragon?
(no se me ocurre final)

T: Ok im meditating, now what?
D: you have to clear your mind
from all thoughts
T: I cant do that if you keep talking



YO notas para mí:

- cuántica
T: According to modern physics, observation determines reality. You create your own world.
D: Actually, that is a folk misunderstanding of quantum theory. Observation refers to instrumental, and the indetermination of particles is statistical.
T: What the "#$#"$ do you know?

D: Let's order China.
T: China obbey!


D: Lao Ze says: the fool is the wise.
T: I am the fool.
D: Lao Ze was wrong.

D: I am hidden
T: I am crounching
D&T: Now we make millions!


D: Fortune is in numbers.
T: What are the lucky numbers for money?
D: Big numbers.

T:
D: Long eyebrows.

Más guiones de pollo:

T: Do you spit fire?
D: Im not a western dragon!
T: That was the only thing i liked about dragons

T: My specie is in danger. Tigers are at risk of only apearing in books and folks tradition.
D: Welcome to my world.

T: Dragons in the west are evil.
D: Tigers in the west are leopards.

T: Can you help me writing my haiku?
D: Im sorry i have claws too!

T: I wish i could fly
D: I wish i was real

Guionmentas 'tai chi wikipedia


D: We are full of emptiness.
T: Let's have lunch.


T: People say Star Wars is inspired in zen philosophy.
D: The same people that said Jurassic Park is inspired in science.


D: Frustration propagates like ripples on a pond brought by a pebble.
T: Rickrolling is a pebble.

D:Everything is quiet today...
T:Except you.